The colonel of a certain regiment was a cross eyed man . When he spoke to someone ,he looked at the other as if to speak to the latter . So it was very difficult to know who(m) he was speaking to .
One day three new soldiers joined his regiment . He gave an interview to them at the sametime . He told them to stand in a row in his presence and said to them one by one .
“what’s your name ?” He asked the first .
“Johnson ,sir,” replied the second .
“I didn’t ask you .” He shouted angrily to the second ,
“why did you say your self?”
“I haven’t said a word ,sir,” said the third
“ I didn’t ask you,” he shouted more angrily to the third . “why did you say yourself?”
it's so funny